Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i believe in u and ur pee
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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