It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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