I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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