Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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