Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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