And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
