How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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