WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
