CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
the gays at disneyland are vicious
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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