May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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