when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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