What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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