I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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