the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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