I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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