It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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