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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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