You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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