i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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