There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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