is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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