I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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