We're like a lot better than the average bears
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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