your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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