Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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