Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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