just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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