More tranny stories later!
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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