what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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