I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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