So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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