Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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