She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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