Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
