found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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