Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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