The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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