He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm gonna fight the coyote
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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