Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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