Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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