im about as happy as oj after his trial
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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