the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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