Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
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