its not stalking. its research.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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