Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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