I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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