your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just high enough for therapy.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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