So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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