I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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