Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I need water and some morals
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