Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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