So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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